niceguy26

That dude rocks. He's so awesome, he rocks club penguin. If you know him, tell him he's the best friend ever.

hee hooh...heeh hooh...

hee hooh...Oh, there you are! I was taking very deep breaths. Very cool and concentrationy. Other than that, I have nothing to talk about. Bye!

gubbagubbagubba

Don't ask where that came from. I have absolutely no idea. I like Iowa. The Dutch like Iowa. Everybody likes Iowa. Goodbye now:)

sorryQ!

Ooopsies! bit of a typoo there. I mean typo. Good old Abe! WihebaWihebaWiheba!Bay Bay Now@!

hee hee hee!

excuse me, I'm not exactly Mr. sensitivity these days. But laughing at others expense is fun, you must admit. Did I mention I like puppies? And waffles! Yadayadayadayadayadayada. There's some extra dialog.

MEEEEEHHHAAAA!

I DON'T KNOW WHATTA TALK ABOUT! WAAAAAAHAAAA! TOK TOO MEE!

lakofgtjandlal;s;fieja;do

Do ya like my new word? Say it with me:lakofgtjandlal;s;fieja;do!

TALK TO ME!

If you won't talk to me, I'll just talk in every annoying accent I can think of. But right now, I'm gonna motor. Get my drift? Shaka, Dudes!

Still bored...

I think I've talked about myself enough. You talk about me! Or yourself, If you like. I need someone to talk to.

um....

not really sure what to say...if you don't mind, I'm going to make my finger randomly push the keys...kla;kdjfla;sdkfjlaskdjfl kasjdfioawerj askdlfj alkconasdklfj aopisdu0jpoejoraol. Ahem.

haw huw haw huw haw!

so, did you follow my suggestions? Do you now have a ten foot radius of repulsiveness at school? If so, great start! Just by reading this blog, you're getting weirder by the minute! BY THE SECOND! YEEEEAAAAAH! (pant,pant.) Okay, I'm good. Read my other blog. you'll get even weirder.

Well?

So, you've decided to become a weirdo. I have a few suggestions to get you started:

 1. Constantly wear a bicycle helmet as "part of your astronaut training"


2. Declare that your apartment is an independent nation.


3. become an expert on D&D.

Welcome to wierd

Don't be a nobody. Read this site. Do what I do, and you'll stand out in no time. Check my profile for more information. Oh, and don't read posts older than this. I had a different blog topic then.

lesson 3: write a book

This is my personal favorite. I myself am an author, as I am working on the second book in the Larry Spotter series. Wanna read the first one? Of course you do! Send me your email address in the comments, and I'll email it to you. But the best part about being an author is this:Your words can change the world.

Lesson 2:video games

Many products are made for the imagination, like video games and virtual reality. I should also include in this lesson the building toy known as legos, which are building blocks you can arrange to make the scene the set pictures. You can also, with a large collection of bricks, build something from your own imagination. As for video games, there are many books out for cheat codes, for many different games on many different systems. You can find most virtual reality games at an arcade. Sadly, it's not the late twentieth century, and arcades aren't down the street anymore. Well, good luck with your imagination!

lesson 1: Sleepy time

You know how no matter how hard you try, you can't get to sleep? That happens to me every night. So to pass the time, I imagine myself in a place that ever since I heard about it, I have wanted to go to, but it doesn't exist. Take Rick Riordan's camp half-blood, for example. I go there a lot, but to really, actually go somewhere, you have know the people there, you have know a lot about it, and, above all:You have to love it. That's the big secret. I'll see you tomorrow!

away from the old and into the new!

Hi. I am a perfectly normal kid who has superpowers, has faced off against evil skeletons, and saved millions of lives. How do I do all this? My imagination, of course! Think your life is boring? Think again! I will teach you how to have countless adventures, all in one day! See you later!

uhhhhhh...

I am kinda lost at what sports news I should tell you about. Our games keep getting rained out, but I have the wii that I can play. Tell you what, tomorrow I'll teach you how to play a sport called biffle, got it? Biffle!

Baseball season

Larry Spotter is finished! If you want to read it, or, more preferably, if you are a publisher and you want to read it, tell me your email address in the comments and I'll send it to u. About baseball, my first two games were rained out, but I have a game on saturday. Bye!

top secret

The reason I don't post for so long is because I'm writing a book with a top secret synopsis. But since you guy's are my readers, I think you can be trusted. Ready? (deep breath), It's called "Larry Spotter and the sorcerer's sand." Got it? And by the way, from now on, you have to go to Paul's build a board workshop to find out what this month's benefit for followers is! Well, that's all I can tell you for now. Bye!